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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 04:44
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Just Forget it!
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
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Minds and Behinds
No way
So they tried
Eveniet dolor unde ut ut praesentium ut aperiam.
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
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Loons and Moons
No go.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Can ancient music sound modern?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Still no good
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Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors